Tag: sexy suzy
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So, I Dated An Axe-Murderer… or How to Stay Safe on Tinder Dates
SEXY SUZY 😉 Unless you’re a traditionalist who believes in meeting possible romantic partners only through real-world social interaction, or someone who knows what’s good for them and stays off dating apps, most of us living in this technological age look for love and a good lay through the internet. Most college students aren’t using…
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Safety First!
Welcome back to Salem, sexy Salemites. I hope all of you lovelies are having a wonderful Jan Term- relaxing, taking some time for yourself, maybe making some time for that special someone (or someones). So, let’s talk about the sexiest kind of sex of all – safe sex. There are plenty of ways to have…
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Let’s Get Consensual
Hello again, sexy Salemites. I hope everyone is doing well during this hellish time of finals. Remember, kiddos – take some time for yourself, breathe, and hydrate. This month, we’ll be talking about the sexiest thing in the bedroom: consent. I’m kidding, of course. Consent isn’t sexy, it’s mandatory. Before we get down to business, let me…
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Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby
Hello again, sexy Salemites! Last month we covered some stigmas surrounding masturbation — I hope it inspired you to seduce yourself and have some alone time — and now I’d like to talk about how that might impact your living situation. Most of us, save for those lucky few, have roommates here at Salem. It…
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Sexy Suzy on Consent
Hello again, my sexual goddesses and gods. Today I want to take some time and talk about the sexiest action anyone can do for their partner. It’s sexier than any Orange is the New Black. It’s way sexier than brand new pair of thong underwear. Consent. It’s literally the most orgasmic word out of all…
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Sexy Suzy: Communicate with the Roommate
Welcome back or to Salem, my lovely sex gods and goddesses. It’s an absolute pleasure to have you here. I’ve been missing our titillating conversations and can’t wait to get back into the swing of things. I’d love to hear all about your sexcapades and how all your sweet summer lovin’ went, but I think…
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Sexy Suzy: Group Sex
Hello Dears, Society’s increasingly liberal views on sex are often pointed to as a negative. However, I would like to propose that this is a positive. It has given people a unique opportunity to safely pursue things that they may be interested in that would have been taboo, and therefore potentially dangerous, otherwise. Just…
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Sexy Suzy: Pegging
Hello Dears, If you watch Broad City, you probably know about pegging, when a person with a vagina anally penetrates a person with a penis while wearing a strap-on dildo. This act is gaining popularity because it changes up typical power dynamics and unlocks the amazing potential of the prostate. Often viewed as the equivalent…
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Sexy Suzy: The G-Spot
Hello Dears, There is one thing we definitively know about the vagina—we don’t know enough about the vagina. I’m not just saying on a personal level either. Scientists, gynecologists, and sexologists all disagree even over the make-up of the vagina. Sure, we know how things like menstruation and pregnancy work, but much is left unknown…
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Sexy Suzy: Dental Dam It
Hello Dears, “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.” Not all sex education is quite as bad as Coach Carr’s, but it’s certainly clear that most of sex ed in America is lacking. This is particularly true for queer people. For the most part, those of us who didn’t have abstinence-only sex…
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